How god is like me

optic: YOU MEAN PEOPLE DONT LIKE JEWS? BUT WHY, THEYRE RICH ARENT THEY?
chaircrusher: well if you’d just stop using our babies for sacrifices to YVHW
optic: hey when god says jump you say how high
chaircrusher: hah
optic: we have the old testament vengeful god not your pussy new testament plur god
optic: with his son and his wine and crackers
optic: havin a kid sure mellowed him out
optic: JUST LIKE ME
chaircrusher: when i’ve read the bible, aside from the “hay lookit me i’m god” bits, jesus seems pretty OK.
optic: sure
chaircrusher: i don’t really recognize jesus in a lot of christian religions
optic: someone should found a religion based on his teachings because it would be a pretty nice one